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[A dog is walked by an old lady wrapped in a blanket siting in a wheelchair]
Old Lady: A doggo!
[Close up of the old lady’s happy, yet not all there expression]
Old Lady: A heccin good pupper.
[A Nurse rushes to the Old Lady’s chair. The dog stairs at the Old Lady, the owner off screen]
Old Lady: 13/10 good boi.
Dog Owner: huh?
[The nurse wheels the Old Lady away]
Nurse: Don’t worry no one understands her-
Old Lady: Could be a fren.
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
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Before January 1, 1913, the U.S. Post Office didn't accept packages weighing more than 4 pounds. If you wanted to ship something heavy, you had to use expensive private express companies.
When the Parcel Post service launched in 1913, the weight limit jumped to 11 pounds (and later up to 50 pounds). Suddenly, Americans could ship all kinds of large items—like heavy tools, bricks, and, as it turned out, their own kids. Because the initial regulations didn't explicitly state that humans couldn't be mailed, a few enterprising parents saw a legal and incredibly cheap loophole.
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[An angry kid sits at his desk in school complaining]
Kid: Ugh why don’t you teach us about things we’ll actually need to know as adults?!
[An unamused teacher]
Teacher: Ok, I’m going to teach you how to do your taxes while also dealing the death of a loved one
[The teacher, wearing the same expression, holds a knife in one hand, and a hamster in the other]
Teacher: Please itemize your deductions while I deal with Mister Hamps, the class pet
[A class of shocked and crying kids look on in horror while trying to simultaneously do their taxes. The cries of the hamster off screen are cut off abruptly]
Hamster: SQWEEE- -
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