Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

Knock knock (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!

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One of my friends told me that there are hard times ahead and people have stopped worshiping one of the old gods. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

I spilled spot remover on my dog (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Now I can't find him

What did the ghost teacher say to her class? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"Look at the board and I will go through it again."

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What a beautiful carving (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What do you call a leader of small birds who likes giving gratuities? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by rammer@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tippy Hedren

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Polar bears 🐻 (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I can count on my fingers the number of appendages I have at the end of my hands (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by ConstantPain@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Why did the student fail the final exam at magician school? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They were all trick questions.

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Cursor (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Camping is in tents (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I tried this silly thought elsewhere. Let's see if it works better here. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?

Stop it with the fridge joke! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I keep having to remove all sorts of

Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!

Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!

Surprise! It's another elephant.

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They recently made the world's strongest suction cup. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I honestly have no idea how they pulled it off.

Wedding photos? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!

A page from... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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22 Sep (Sun) - Greg
23 Sep (Mon) - Ian
24 Sep (Tue) - Greg
25 Sep (Wed) - Ian
26 Sep (Thur) - Greg
27 Sep (Fri) - Ian
28 Sep (Sat) - Greg

...the Gregorian calendar!

Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was just a stage he was going through.

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go lower (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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For his birthday, we got my son a bass drum. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was a big hit.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Cuatro sinko.

so I'm at my favorite fictional club, and I ask the DJ to put on a specific Classical Composer's music (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Usernameblankface@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He says he can't. I'm so bummed.

This club can't even Handel me right now

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