Dad Jokes

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Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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founded 3 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.world

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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What is the least spoken language in the world? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 hours ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Sign Language

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Did you know I got sent to Mime camp when I was younger? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I still can't talk about it....

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Where does cheese go for help with its addiction? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Brie-hab!

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A suitable name for a pet termite (i.pinimg.com)

submitted 4 days ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Case closed (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Why should you always borrow money from a pessimist? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They never expect to get it back!

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Nun Chucks (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/49144784

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Do you know why libraries are so tall? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they have a lot of stories!

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what do you call a wizard that disregards OSHA (lemmy.wtf)

submitted 5 days ago by IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Severed Snape

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Did you hear about the stolen dog collar? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Police are looking for leads....

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Farmer John Good struggled to keep his crops alive against insect pests (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It was a battle between Good and Weevil

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Good morning, Why don't horses go to therapy? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they come from stable homes!

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I just got a universal remote control (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

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I got asked out by 5 women yesterday... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I was definitely in the wrong bathroom

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Every June, I hang all the pictures from the last year. I try to get it done before the end of the month... (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Nemo@slrpnk.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...that way my spouse can't complain about none of them being straight.

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Why aren't there any Forth of July knock-knock jokes? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because freedom rings! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Absolutely nothing. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by TIEPilot@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Remember kids, significant, but significan. (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 week ago by altphoto@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What is Donald Trump's 100 m record (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by itisileclerk@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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27 meters

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People who've been to see Obsession keep telling me it's a heavy watch. (feddit.org)

submitted 1 week ago by GandalftheBlack@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I don't really understand. Isn't that just called a clock?

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"Lance" isn't a very common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lancelot (startrek.website)

submitted 1 week ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Why did the baker make unleavened bread? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was taking the path of yeast resistance!

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Old ham is manc (feddit.uk)

submitted 1 week ago by retrolasered@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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