Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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Some quick math with Scotty (media.piefed.world)
submitted 16 hours ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/tenforward/p/865666/some-quick-math-with-scotty

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Did you hear about the dictator who walked into a bar? (lemmy.world)
submitted 21 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He ordered everyone around....

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Two antennae got married (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The wedding was okay, but the reception was excellent

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Did you hear about the Amish couple that got divorced? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He was driving her buggy.

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What did the lunchbox say to the refrigerator? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler...

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Did I ever tell you all the story about mushroom hunting? It's pretty long but.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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There's a morel at the end, and that's no shitake. 🍄🍄

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What is the hardest tea to swallow? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Reality.

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Oléo! (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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An old farmer was in the hospital for severe dehydration...... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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His neighbors sent a card that said "Get well, soon!"

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Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I'm dismayed....

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When John Williams dies, he should donate his body to science (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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... I hear they've been looking for a room temperature super conductor for ages.

(I am so sorry)

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I rented a limo a while back for $400, only to find out that didn't include a driver! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I spent all that money and had nothing to chauffeur it....

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Doc, I think I have a serious issue. A piece of lettuce is sticking out of my butt!' (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Doc: 'I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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Did you know you can hear the blood in your veins? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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You have to listen variscosely!

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I adopted a dog from the local blacksmith... (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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...when we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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Did you know New York is the opposite of Minnesota? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis....

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I like this one (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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If you ever find yourself being attacked by a Lion, use plenty of deoderant.... (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by CodandChips@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It blocks the paws.

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Did you know that the Irish will only put a maximum of 239 beans in soups or stews? (feddit.uk)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Diddlydee@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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One more would be too farty.

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Did you know killer whales work together to bring down prey? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They orca-strate a plan.

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The Beastie Boys (media.piefed.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The Leslie Nielsen Award (media.piefed.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Who can drink 20 liters of gas without getting sick? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Jerry can.

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