Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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Anime, not even once (lemmy.world)
submitted 12 hours ago by Sabin10@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Every now and then I drop a real zinger in my group chats

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Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is! (lemmy.world)
submitted 14 hours ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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i have a horse that refuses to leave the stable until it's dark (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 day ago by portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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She's a night mare

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I met a sleepwalking nun. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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She said she was a roamin' Catholic.

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Have you guys noticed how few quality steak puns there are? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I guess it really is a rare medium well-done.

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I joined a dating app for pyromaniacs (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I got a match right away. 🔥

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I was abducted by aliens as a child. (lazysoci.al)
submitted 2 days ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They forced me to do all kinds of horrific things for their sick pleasure.

  • wash my hands and behind my ears
  • pick up after myself
  • clean the room
  • put dirty dishes in the dishwasher

It turns out......I was on the alien mothership.

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I can always tell, just by looking, if someone is lying. (media.piefed.world)
submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I'm Really Excited For The Amateur Autopsy Club I Just Joined... (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 days ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Wednesday is open Mike night.

Shamelessly stolen from:
Best club ever

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Dead batteries (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Oshit (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation... (lemmy.today)
submitted 4 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Never again.

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I've started investing heavily in to stocks, chicken, beef, vegetable.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Some day I hope to be a bouillonaire

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Why are bugs always so religious? (lemmy.today)
submitted 5 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they're in-sects.

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FedEx and UPS are merging. The new company will be named "Fed-Up" (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sturger@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Birthplace of California (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What’d the termite say at the pub? (lemy.lol)
submitted 1 week ago by TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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"Mmmm, bar tender!"

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Whenever I cook with wheat, rye or rice, my wife gets terrible headaches..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It turns out she suffers from my grains....

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I told my wife a joke the other day about chocolate, caramel and peanuts and she didn't laugh at all..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I thought I would at least get a Snicker

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King Pear (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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My buddy challenged me to name two structures that hold water... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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And I was like, "Well, damn."

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Where do you go to buy donuts, Cherrios, Life Savers and bagels? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Hole Foods!

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I wasn't a big fan of organ transplants.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Then I had a change of heart

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