Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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Everyone should know the best time on a clock. (lemmy.nowsci.com)
submitted 1 day ago by fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's 6:30 hands down.

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A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freeway (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Police have confirmed there will be no congestion for eight hours.

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There are pop tarts but no mom tarts. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because of the pastryarchy.

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Bit my tongue (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by SuperEars@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Chew story

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In 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 6 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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WHO let the dogs out.

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Saw this little guy in France, can you guess in which city? (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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it was in... (click to reveal the answer)Oui-Ville 😎

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After years of research, scientists finally found the smallest grizzly that ever existed. (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 week ago by maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was the bear minimum.

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Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Gesundheit (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Le Tex

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I tricked a poor business man to sell me his soul. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Unfortunately, the soul is a green 2016 Kia from his dealership.

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How do you eat a data centre? (fedia.io)
submitted 1 week ago by magnetichuman@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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One byte at a time

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Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Yeah, a 110 years after.

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Meanwhile... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 week ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Cross-posted from "Meanwhile..." by @kersploosh@sh.itjust.works in !funny@sh.itjust.works

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If I let the dip spoil, is it considered hummuscide? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Two cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The crews of both ships were marooned.

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On average how many puns get a laugh? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by aviationeast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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One pun in ten did.

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A virus is making people forget 80's rock bands (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Nobody knows The Cure.

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Cowboys in the Wild West were pioneers (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days in the year and fathers only have one. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I mean, fathers have Father's Day, while mothers have Mother's Day and Labour Day.

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I feel so sorry for children with gay dads. (feddit.nl)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Slovene@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They're never gonna be able to live up to their dads' sense of style. 😔

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If you wear cowboy clothes... (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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... you are ranch dressing.

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No less (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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