There’s only one reason to watch Zandalee (1991), and that’s to see Nicolas Cage flip the hell out.
On that front, I was not disappointed. We get full-force, be-mulleted, Southern-drawling Nicolas Cage going absolutely ballistic. And I mean—he goes for it. That scene in his painting studio where he loses it and starts smearing black paint all over his body? That’s a top 10 Nicolas Cage flip-out moment, no question.
Now, you might be wondering why you’ve never heard of Zandalee. That’s because it was a direct-to-video release—at least in North America, where it never made it to theaters. On top of that, the biggest obstacle to the film’s visibility was its NC-17 rating. But then, right before release, the movie surrendered its rating entirely, meaning there are two versions: an unrated and uncut version, and an R-rated version. I haven’t seen the unrated one since Prime Video only offers the R-rated cut, but even that is something else.
What shouldn’t surprise you is that Zandalee is not a good movie, despite its amazing cast. Not only is Nicolas Cage in it, but so is Judge Reinhold. Plus, a few soon-to-be stars show up in bit roles—Marisa Tomei, for example. And Steve Buscemi is in it, too. They’re both quite memorable, but unfortunately, the plot isn’t.
This is an erotic thriller, which means lots of sex. No genitals—again, I watched the Prime Video version—but plenty of boobs and ass, specifically Erika Anderson’s, who plays the eponymous Zandalee. And yes, she’s good-looking, I’ll admit that. Unfortunately for me, she spends most of the movie getting boned by Nicolas Cage.
Now, I get it—some of you might find young Nicolas Cage attractive. Maybe you swoon over his facial hair. Personally, I get a visceral yuck anytime I see him in a sex scene. And the thing about this movie is that the sex isn’t titillating. It’s creepy. Like, goddamn, I want to scrub my skin after watching it. Nicolas Cage plays this character with such unhinged, predatory energy that it’s downright unsettling. The way he looks at Zandalee? Yeah, he’s practically a rapist. I mean, I’m just telling you the truth.
For some reason, Zandalee finds his aggression tantalizing, but in reality, this character belongs in prison. And from what I’ve read about the filming, Nicolas Cage’s performance was so aggressive that Erika Anderson was traumatized during the scene where he paints her naked body. Production had to shut down for an entire day. So all that creepiness on screen? Yeah, seems like it bled into the actual filming. It’s clear there was a lot of unprofessionalism on set. To what extent, I don’t know—but it gives me the creeps.
Now, as for the plot—or what the movie wants the plot to be—Zandalee is sexually frustrated with her husband, played by Judge Reinhold. His character, Thierry, used to be a poet, but now he’s a corporate executive and can no longer perform in bed. This drives Zandalee to suicidal tendencies—she jogs around town trying to get hit by cars, bikes, even a train. None of it works.
Enter Johnny Collins (Nicolas Cage), Thierry’s old friend. Johnny is a painter who doesn’t give a damn about the sacred bonds of marriage. He just walks right in and starts screwing Zandalee—literally in Thierry’s own house, practically with Thierry in the next room, hearing everything.
The film wants you to believe that all this is sexy and artsy because it takes place in New Orleans. So we get the heavy accents, the jazz, the Louisiana aesthetic. We’re supposed to be enthralled by these eccentric, brooding characters. And okay, I’ll give them this: the side characters are great, especially Steve Buscemi.
But the whole thing is ridiculous. Zandalee’s entire conflict boils down to being mad that her husband is not a poor, starving poet. Instead, he wants to support his family. He wants to bring home the bacon, and apparently, that’s not hot to her anymore. Nicolas Cage, on the other hand, is this primal, reckless artist who lives the life of a hedonist—drunk, on drugs, making raw, animalistic paintings. And Zandalee loves that.
Now, as much as I couldn’t care less about the erotic scenes, what really threw me was the homoerotic subtext between Nicolas Cage and Judge Reinhold. At first, I thought I was imagining it. But by the end of the movie, it’s undeniable. And I just—look, I couldn’t handle it. Nicolas Cage slow dancing with Judge Reinhold? Nope. Couldn’t do it. If male-on-male romance does something for you, hey, I get it. But Nicolas Cage and Judge Reinhold? That’s enough to make me consider becoming a celibate monk in the desert.
Another issue with the film is that while Nicolas Cage is operating at maximum intensity, Judge Reinhold simply cannot match him. It’s like comparing an acoustic guitar to an electric one at full blast. Reinhold tries, but for this movie to work, Cage needed someone who could stand up to him. And Reinhold just isn’t that guy.
As for Erika Anderson? She doesn’t have the raw magnetism to make Zandalee compelling, either. In a film like this, you need a woman who can put Cage in his place. But Zandalee is played like a wounded bird—when the plot wants her to be a frustrated woman seeking satisfaction. There’s a major disconnect between the character and the performance.
Zandalee was directed by Sam Pillsbury, a guy whose career consists mostly of TV movies and direct-to-video releases. His one well-regarded film was Starlight Hotel (1987), but after that? Downhill.
What’s interesting, though, is that Zandalee was written by a woman—Mari Kornhauser, a professor of creative writing at Louisiana State University. Knowing that a woman wrote this script does reframe it a bit. Clearly, this was her erotic fantasy. At its core, this movie is about a sexually frustrated woman consumed by overwhelming male aggression. And I guess Nicolas Cage was the avatar for that. But personally? The eroticism just does not resonate with me.
That’s always the risk with a film like this—your kink isn’t universal. Hell, I was just here for the Nicolas Cage freak-out scenes. And on that front, I got what I wanted.
But do I recommend this movie? No. It’s not popular for a reason. It has a 4.3/10 on IMDb and a 2.3/5 on Letterboxd. Critics hated it then, and they still hate it now. The only reason to watch this is for Nicolas Cage going unhinged.
Well… I guess if you’re into homoerotic tension between Nicolas Cage and Judge Reinhold, that’s another reason. But that ain’t for me.
Skip this one.
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