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Anon wants to ride a zeppelin
(sh.itjust.works)
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zeppelins, specifically rigid air ships, most blimps are soft body airships.
Have a problem where when even the slightest of winds shows up. All hell breaks loose, because these ships are literally a metaphorical leaf in a tornado in comparison to like, idk, a plane.
exactly about
true, my bad.
I just thought it was funny. It's the kind of thing I might say and then immediately poke fun at myself.
at the end of the day, it's still technically accurate enough lmao.