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submitted 1 year ago by frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.ml

You are all overcomplicating coffee. All those machines and whatnot.

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[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The only proper way to consume coffee is to eat large tablespoons of grounds.

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eat? I think you mean snort

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Pfft. A real connoisseur boofs it.

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I can assure you that your stomach will absorb more caffeine, not to mention you don't want to waste all that dietary fiber

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've done this and I would not recommend it.

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not?

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

General consistency isn't great. Also you poop out those grounds. I'm not sure they suggest fully. It's kind of scratchy