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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

That was impressively bad lmao I'm surprised she wasn't immediately booked to perform for the RNC

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 44 points 4 months ago

Apparently she immediately checked herself into rehab

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago

Rehab won't help the creeping sense of dread consuming us all. But glad she's trying.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 4 months ago

I’d lord it over the others in rehab. Oh, your lowest moment resulted in your family hating you? Mine was aired nationally and will be viewable for the rest of my life! In your face!

But seriously, I hope she finds what she needs in rehab.

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