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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

[-] Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al 22 points 1 month ago

None of this would attract attention, this is what you would buy to work on an old car. You don't get out much do you? 🤣

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Are you working on the car or doing a patch job until you can work on the car?

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah that hurts just right.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

If you think the mechanics you go to aren't cowboys, you're wrong.

If you think the guy who wired up your home wasn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

If you think the guy you would hire to wire up your home now isn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

It's cowboys all the way down.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've inspected enough homes to realize that the people with the least respect for the dangers of poorly-installed wiring are electricians.

[-] Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 month ago

Depends on whether I'm getting paid fam

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Right. I'm just having trouble imagining a scenario that would require a new battery and duct tape but not fasteners of any kind or bolts...

[-] Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al 1 points 1 month ago

How else do you fix a seat belt anchor

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Going to an auto parts store? If you do that with duct tape then you're going to have a very bad time.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Went out once to buy movie tickets, get back to the old big screen to experience it properly again. But it was very noisy and busy so it was more than enough with just the one time.

[-] Fullyloadedsnowflake@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 month ago

What movie? Casablanca?

[-] jagungal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'd go for jumpers, tape, and a tarp. Using the car battery makes it seem like your car battery died. Rope would also make it creepy.

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's also all stuff you can use while working on your vehicle.

[-] jagungal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

True, zip ties would also fit in that category

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I can never remember; is it the left or right nipple that goes to battery positive??

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