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You are now in charge of Russia. What do you do? (lemmy.world)

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You have all the powers that Putin currently does. Everyone completely loyal to Putin is now loyal to you. Enemies of Putin are enemies of you. Putin no longer exists, and there has been a clean and absolute transfer of power to you. The economic, military, social and political situations are the same as they now are. You are not inhabiting Putin's body, you are just you. You're magically transferred to the Kremlin. The world at large doesn't know your past life, to them you have magically appeared as the new ruler. To everyone who knew you before, you just vanished.

Edit: no one knows your past life YET. They'll quickly figure it out. You will not lose any support based on your actions in your past life.

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[-] chooglers@lemmy.ml 52 points 3 months ago

two chicks at the same time

[-] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Not all women are interested in power.

[-] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

No but the kind of chicks who’d double up on a guy like me do.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Finally! Where've you been all day?! I thought that would be instant!

[-] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

I know! Those 3 line are god damn masterpiece in screenwriting. I guess I just got lucky

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