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Pick your seat, Lemmy
(sh.itjust.works)
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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Of course seat 3. That would be the only one capable of a really interesting conversation. Just don't sign anything. 😉
Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the "beetlejuice handy" under a blanket
Seat 9 with noise cancelling headphones and beetlejuice in-flight movie might not be so bad... Considering the options...
If you're lucky, the Devil's gonna smell like sulfur and your nose won't be able to pick up on anything else
Plus Diaper Don right in front of you
😂
She is 100% just going to mash it.
And you can repeatedly kick the seat in front of you while doing it, earning points with your row buddy.
I bet biblical Satan would endorse Kamala but vote Trump, tbh.
Look! I just got this fancy new pair of hands, and man can they fiddle! They didn't even cost me anything...
I'd take 8, least objectionable aisle seat, I won't have to get up as much to let them out to pee. Put on the headphones and close my eyes and pray for a mid air collision.
What makes you think Trump won't be fully reclined from the moment he sits down?
Hey D are you responsible for these other pricks?
D: Sorry
Even the devil would be sheepish about these assholes.