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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 62 points 3 weeks ago

HEY MUSK WHATS THE NUMBER ONE REASON MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS AREN'T HAVING KIDS.

I'LL SPELL IT OUT FOR YOUR DUMBASS: TAKING ALL THE MONEY FROM SOCIAL WELLFARE AND GIVING IT TO YOU FOR YOUR UGLY TRUCK

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago

It's become my solemn duty to point and laugh every time I see a Cybertruck

There are too many here, but I still do it

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for your service rat-salute-2

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Laughter is the best medicine

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Unless you actually need medicine

Then medicine is the best medicine

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

True. I guess the true order is Medicine is the best medicine. Probably followed by weed. Followed by laughter. Followed by hanging out with a dog. Followed by one of those forearm sized burritos from a taco truck.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

This makes sense

I got sent home with acetaminophen and ibuprofen when I got my gallbladder removed

Thank God I had a bunch of edibles or I would have been in some serious pain

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Those medicines really work best when combined with a whole routine that sometimes after a surgery you are just too tired to keep after rigorously. A strategic edible deployment can be a godsend to fill in that gap.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

No no by being more cruel to the working class and especially to feeemales they will accept peasant wife status and become broodmares yet! up-yours-woke-moralists

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget all the money taken from a just and sustainable energy transition and given to him for his giant exploding rocket!

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

saul-your-honor okay what if you buy my trucks and we return to feudalism for women only my-hero

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Happy molotov day!

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