301

A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

10 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's how missteaks were made.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

What about mister steaks?

[-] zaemz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

His miss, Ms. Take, made a mistake with a missed take when mistaking a steak for a stake.

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023

301 points (98.1% liked)

Dad Jokes

15641 readers

319 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

loopy@lemmy.world