badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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okay can we at least agree smores are absolute shite
Sounds like seppo bullshit so I'm inclined to agree. Is this leftist unity?
My personal opinion is a slow toast that liquifies the entire center leaving only a micrometer thick browned crust containing the goo.
sounds pretty good even if i never ate a smore nor a burnt marshmallow
also happy cake time day thing or whatever, happy time of account creation! happy birthday? no. happy cake time day thing stuff
perfection
Boo
I'm starting a new sect which is a cult of personality based on smorism
i never ate a smores but i remember eating some biscuit sandwich made with some artificial jalapeno flavoring paste and it was nice but i'll never have them again, i think they were from italy
That sounds unreal, id like yo try a jalapeno paste biscuit . I've only had smores once when my cousins who were born in the US introduced them to us. It definitely was a 'less than the sum of its parts' camp food. Our camping dessert is a dessert jaffle (toasted sandwich over coals, in a sandwich iron) usually with banana, pb and either jam or golden syrup
whoa, sweet sammich??
i think it WAS unreal because not even my mom remembers where she got them. i somehow remember them. i think that's what started my love for spicy stuff
If you've never had a banana sandwich you're doing yourself a disservice. I like it with white bread and mushy banana. The dessert jaffle is a souped up version of that. We don't go in for stuff like nutella or lotus/bischoff because they are less versatile as a camping food
i ate pancakes with banana and chocolate spread that kinda counts
also i do not deserve joy for now
Yup, very much same idea. Yummo
Edit: you always deserve joy
i guess the pression kicked in for me. i don't have money to get an official diagnosis but i have felt unyipyip for a long-ish time. a few years i guess? time is an illusion