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No one fucking came to my fucking birthday party. I set up this 16-player Mario Kart: Double Dash LAN setup FOR NOTHING. (hexbear.net)

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I RSVPed everyone and they all responded with "nice" and nothing else, so I assumed that was a yes.

No one came.

Spending my 69th year on this planet playing 150cc All Cup Tour alone. I'll be back in 50+ minutes.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

Despite knowing this is a joke it made me sad. Ive spent my last few birthdays alone, partially cause its right before Christmas, but also cause I badically have 1 friend at this point.