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[–] riskable@programming.dev 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They ran through the door and got a fresh slice right into his mouth. Just in the nick of time!

Soon, they will be able to extract his essence and bring forth the next generation of their secret sauce.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Don't you die on me, pal! Nurse, push 100ml pepperoni, stat!"

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Start a slow IV drip of marinara.