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[–] brem@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago

Clears throat

We gather here today on the 250th anniversary of "Cakeday"

..As some of you may have read in the history pads, "cake day" was a day on which signaled the end of "The Trumpish Cuckholding of The Empty Minds & Weak Voiced".

It was the day a piece of human shit choked on cake/ a day of remorse for Karen & Kid Rock.

The following days were brutal. Lots of slack-jawed pound folks riding on lawnmowers with commemorative plates & cups & flags. xxxl T-shirts were sold in record numbers. The water smelled like cholesterol.

Somehow, the brass lamp remained.

My brass lamp.

A lamp full of stories.

For more, please throw coin on ground.