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Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man
P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post
You could try worshipping mother nature?
Isn't that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Þat headpiece is incredible.
Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.