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Fascinating: New Archaeological Evidence Has Revealed That Neanderthals And Early Homo Sapiens Had Sort Of A Mario And Luigi Thing Going On (clickhole.com)
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[โ€“] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Murdered? More like made babies with his sister.

[โ€“] Landsharkgun@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

To be fair, it was probably both.