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and says "I'd like a martinus".

The bartender asks "Do you mean martini?"

The Roman replies "No, just one please."

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[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'd like five martinis please."

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

I did that one last week.

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Hah, that' probably where I got it! Thanks!

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

*five martini please

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