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Continuing my line of thirst memes

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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago

Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

  • Archer: Captain Fonz

  • Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher

  • Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin

  • Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin

  • Pike: Captain Daddy

  • Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle

  • Burnham: Captain Older Sister

  • Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle

  • Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle

  • Picard: Captain Grandpa

  • Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle

  • Sisko: Captain Dad

  • Janeway: Captain Step-Mom

  • Freeman: Captain Mom

  • Seven: Captain Mommy

  • Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)

  • Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt

  • Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad

  • Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)

[-] linux2647 7 points 1 year ago

What about Dax?

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Space mistress

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