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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
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this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...
They got me too for a few moments.
What's a "dystopian amount of time"?
An amount of time that would only be expected if you're living in a dystopia.
Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.
Haha. I thought the same at first. Sounds about par tor the course.
Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.