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[-] CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Correct answer is sitting.

Three scenarios:

No legs folded - standing

Rear legs folded - sitting

All legs folded - laying down

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

False. It could be laying down on the sofa with front legs not folded, it wouldn't count as sitting

[-] fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 11 months ago

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

[-] CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Objection.

It would just be SITTING on said sofa

You are not laying on the sofa unless you are vertical. If you are ON the sofa in the chair position thats sitting too.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

According to that logic, this cat is standing on the sofa. I have seen my cat laying down with his front paws over the end, straight down, with his back legs folded. He isn't sitting.

https://images.app.goo.gl/kEMPacxfg3AS1Pjb8

[-] CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

As fine_sandy_bottom mention

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Which means that a cat "loafing" is still standing up instead of laying down

[-] CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

The opposite - while "'loafing" as you refer to this posture, a cat is not puting any load on any of its limbs ergo its laying down

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Emm no? It's literally standing on all of his legs, just hiding them. Almost like doing a pushup and being on the bottom. It's still laying / sitting, yet it puts the load on the legs.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

These exchanges are why I come to the internet.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

What about a "sploot"?

No legs folded, or just front legs folded while laying on belly

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 months ago

D) Comfy, somehow.

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

The dog is slaying.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Something about this feels oddly like a captcha.

Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

No, it is the bad kind of puppy. We also would have accepted "a letter from your sweety".

[-] GiuseppeAndTheYeti@midwest.social 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

D) Dog bridge

[-] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Give it to ai to confuse the fuck out of it

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 13 points 11 months ago

... then it just started yapping about similar images

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The front paws are not on the ground. FAIL!

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Bisexual dog just chilling, not bothering no one

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago
[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

double negative. comes from uneducated people at america and idk maybe other english spoken countries. Used heavily on mice and men and while it isn't high english it is completly valid to use double negatives to give a country side effect.

[-] kzhe@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Pretty certain commenter is using double negative intentionally.

[-] fuckthepolice@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

that looks so fucking comfortable

[-] explodicle@local106.com 3 points 11 months ago

It's one of those things they're better at

[-] zeroshift11@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

D: All of the above.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

The dog is:

  • Uzi
[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I have long learned to accept that position that look "not resting" to us are actually resting because the majority of the body weight is nicely distributed on the floor unlike us two legged weirdos

[-] dasgoat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] wratanar@lemmings.world 4 points 11 months ago

I've seen this one before. The dog is Spa-Francorchamps

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

"Comfortable" is what it looks like

[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

laying standing laying

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Does this count for the finals?

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