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[-] S_204@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Considering my Baltimore Ravens lost, this is clearly all rigged and the NFL wants Kelce to propose to Swift with the Superbowl in one hand.

I'm making bets she's the halftime show next year and she'll drop a breakup song about Kelce in the show while he's in the locker room .... just to maximize the ratings and pr.

Go Ravens. Go Niners.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

She can't endorse him right now?

[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

And you fascist fucks are powerless to do anything about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[-] newDayRocks@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Counterpoint, I saw the Ravens play this Sunday. This is a fair point.

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[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

As a Niners fan…I fully expect Taylor swift to win

Kittle does his thing, Greenlaw and Bosa too.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Truly impressed with Bidens PR team.

Right wingers sux because they mistake conspiracy for 'conspiracy against them.' OK, you're all into conspiracies or w/e but every conspiracy can't be a slight to you.

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[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Vivek Ramaswamy, this mutha fucka down the rabbit hole. He's paranoid AF

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

what is this timeline

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