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i will be banned if i reveal the true extent of my anti-kkkrakkker sentiments (i'm white)
Death to America
a. The hostile anti-human AI takeover already happened, except instead of paperclips it's maximizing plastic
b. Not only is a rock conscious, so is the United States
b. Not only is a rock conscious, so is the United States
oh good, so America can listen when I tell it how much I hate it. Good 
a. but it's maximizing entropy.
Keywords: metaphysics, [...], metametaphysics
Also, yeah, I'm imperial-collective-conciousness-pilled now
Oh fuck yeah I'm saving this to read later 
Linux is the Windows of Unixes
I'm already preparing my "I'll switch to OpenBSD when my Steam games work..." line.
Works passably on my bathroom-browser laptop.
Android is the Windows of Linux
~~Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick!~~ (Edited)
As president, this will be our nation's ONLY 2 values:
the gun is good
the penis is evil
Wtf this makes perfect sense.
Wdym, it's a reference...?
"Post things you genuinely believe that make zero sense" is the thread title. Not only do Joe Biden's rabid dog status and need for stick-death make perfect sense, they're pretty much indisputable facts!
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In 2134 there will be a city created that was built on a hexagonal grid with hexagonal buildings.
We hired BEES to design a city
All communication will happen solely through the wiggle dance
where will this city be? Antarctica? I've always love the idea of putting a city down there
No elaboration
i am a buffoon and a charlatan, for i really did want people to elaborate on things but i specifically instructed others otherwise
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Natalie Dormer is going to marry me and I will not elaborate further
Accelerationism is when the mask of capital falls off to show the bloody beast beneath and it is actually a good thing for us to suffer through decayed material conditions as it makes us less complacent. It's just a shame it has to come to that.
I don't know how to have fun anymore, my apologies.
95% of the world's ruling class are secret Americanists who would nuke their own countries just to get a mansion in Bel Air
I have an irresistible urge to eat dice
I bet you have shit luck
irresistible you say
From this?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The transparent red ones are delectable
actually never mind this shit isn't sexy at all
ACTUALLY NEVER MIND THIS IS SEXY AS FUCK
are you sure this is riichi mahjong? where are all the waifus
right in the bottom left, you can see the name "Goro Majima"
despite having no professional acting experience, I will be cast as the next Joker
the holiday of christmas is a physical location
You're a psyop
:(
Mean Girls 2024 >>> Mean Girls 2004.
I had a small write-up penned right after I watched it but decided not to post it cuz I didn't wanna go through the inevitable comments. I'm thinking of rewatching both now (+ probably also the musical) and re-editing that draft and making the post, but I don't know if I will.
Till then, that's all I'll say: Mean Girls 2024 >>> Mean Girls 2004.
Isometric strategy RPGs & turn-based tactics games are objectively superior to their top-down cardinal counterparts.
- Gog and Magog are at work in the US
- Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK
- Nicholas Maduro is propped up by the US
- European GLADIO helped with 9/11
Solarpunk is 21st Century Americanism
Same tbh
Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Roadchip is the sixth greatest film of all time (out of the ones I've watched)
The Event Horizon is dead
This album is my new favorite album.
Practicing music may actually be bad for me.
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