this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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  1. DO NOT DOXX YOUR KIDS - Seriously, use an alt for this comm or keep it vague; otherwise we’re centralizing info about everyone’s kids into a single place that can be easily focused on.
  2. No jokes about dead kids - I don't care how much the romanovs deserved it, or how right John Brown was, save it for another comm.
  3. No antinatalism struggle sessions

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No!" Proceeds to wave me away "doe way!"

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

My son after pooping: "Kaka!", him remembering that means I will change his diapers immediately after: "NEEEEIN!!!".

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This morning:

Daddy come see my poop. My poop is long and pointy.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Haha my kid will say "ITS A SNAKE POOP!!"