According to this wikipedia list it's been a hot minute since there was a sizable seismic event in Atlanta, that could be funny, maybe an early hurricane?

big wet boy goes down under biden (in earthquake)

That it won’t matter. At most, debates only move polls by a couple of percentage points. This one is so early and the US has become so polarized that it won’t move the needle at all.

Biden walks off stage at least once due to dementia

It's going to be the Simpsons debate, but not between the lines like usual. It's just actually going to be two people saying "my opponent wishes to cut taxes, whereas I wish to cut taxes"

skibidi biden

my predictions: i will be high and it will be a fun watch

that's what I think is going to happen

I expect a total show. We'll probably get a few funny moments, and if we're lucky we might even get new emoji material.

I predict I won't be watching

Anything about Israel will involve both of them saying Hamas started it on October 7th.

Is there a bingo for this yet? Maybe one about what questions get asked?

[] Question about who's going to make more Chinese people suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Yemeni people suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Palestinians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Venezuelans suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Iranians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Cubans suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Haitians suffer [] Question about who's going to make more Koreans suffer [] Will there be a total absence of a question about US healthcare? [] Will there be a total absence of a question about criminal justice? [] Will there be a total absence of a question about COVID? (this could be interesting, might actually be pretty likely to happen)

My prediction is that it will inevitably become a humourous YouTube best-of compilation

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Geriatric push-up contest with at least two casualties

commenting on every post here

Is there going to be a hextube stream?

God forgive me but I am going to watch the inevitable Hasan stream so I don't give capitalist news network any advertising revenue

theres a debate?

I do not care

Trump doesn't follow the rules. Biden drools

At least one of them will shit their pants.

This will be the most substantial outcome of the debate.

Someone will shit their pants

it isn't funny and they both sound incomprehensible but in the most boring way

Biden has a stroke on stage, the crowd can't contain their giggles, and then America wakes up and goes "what the fuck are we doing here, man?"

It will be cringe. I hope they both do the funniest and best thing for everyone - die live on stage.

It's going to be a lot more boring than following the Bolivian failure of a coup live.

Where will it be streaming?