It would be hilarious if a disgruntled worker at CrowdStrike saw the post, shorted their stock, and changed a line of code right before the update was pushed

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

geordi-no Insider Trading

geordi-yes Stochastic Outsider Trading

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

trollface

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

lathe-of-heaven https://www.barrons.com/articles/crowdstrike-insiders-sold-stock-cac5e509

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

WSB is actually the dumbest place on reddit, with mostly right wing dogma and slurs and Larry Summers fans. Do not do a single thing they do just because there was one extremely lucky post.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you have a forum of idiots making every possible prediction, hindsight will make them look smart. Is just communal cold reading.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

monkey-typewriter

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Yeah mostly a shitpost, the analysis wasnt even relevant lol

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago

We need it. Some one steal it. NOW