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they would have to give Luffy so much fucking adderall to stave him off from immediately playing .io games on his chromebook in class that Makino would have to haggle on the phone for hours with insurance to get their prescribed dosage. Goku would be solely playing either Roblox tournament games or Fortnite depending on the day. Deku would be glued to a TikTok FYP showing him content farm AI-voice All Might fight recaps. Gon would be watching IShowSpeed and doing nothing but spamming Ws in chat.

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[–] Tofu_Lewis@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Luffy diagnosed with oppositional-defiant disorder and dosed with lorazepam from age seven.

Goku in special education classes and sent to wilderness camp at age thirteen.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Biden ate the Dementia Dementia Fruit

It doesn't give you any powers, just dementia

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Actually it does give you lots of powers, but you forget you have them.

[–] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Pretty much, he wouldn't use any of the powers either (save for maybe the nuclear football). Power to end homelessness, end genocide, end neo-imperialism? nahh biden-fall

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

he woujd max out credit cards on in-app purchases 💔

[–] Mousy@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Killua would max out the family credit card but the true gamer-gulag of the zoldycks is canonically milluki

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

This is why there hasn't been a chosen one for two generations

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

I have just realized that Luffy was more or less sent to one of those "troubled teen" places.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago
[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

the fights are the most tedious part of one piece

give me the show where it's just the aggregation of grievances and the consequences thereof, spare me the epic fights

this isn't true of dragon ball * stuff, for which the fights are load bearing