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Do not seize the day. (sh.itjust.works)

Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace.

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

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[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Pat the day gently, feed it snacks. and give it kind words of affirmation.

[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Then put your teeth in

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

My wife wants this as a sign.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Squish that day! It will feel more safe and secure.

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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