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[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago

It’s a good thing these guys never made a big deal of a sitting president’s son being addicted to drugs, right?

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Have to hope for his sake they don't close the border.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 91 points 2 days ago

Dude thinks he's just so smooth casually doing cocaine in public.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 days ago

The guy's so stupid that I wouldn't be surprised if he was just rubbing pocket lint onto his gums and getting high on it.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No I'm pretty sure he's a well known coke fiend, and I'm almost certain he can get his hands on whatever he wants

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago

"People receiving money from the government should be tested regularly for illegal drugs" - Conservatives in every OTHER conversation

[-] Illegalmexicant@startrek.website 73 points 2 days ago
[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Playing devil's advocate, is there a plausible explanation for this?

It does look like he's rubbing his gums, and there's not a lot of reasons to do that...

[-] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

For a person who's known to be on cocaine to the point his dad jokes about it on Rogan, no. This is a thing people who take cocaine do with cocaine.

If someone put a gun to my head and asked me to think of excuses? He's got a tube of Orajel in his pocket and he's got a toothache or a cold sore or something.

But again, based on what is widely known about the cocaine abusing son of or 47th president... we can go on context queues alone here, pretty reasonably.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I think we can definitely Occam's Razor this but I would not be surprised to see people suggest that it was something like a chewing tobacco pouch. I think they call them Zyn?

Like I'm 100% in camp "he's gumming some coke", just saying there could be people who believe it isn't.

[-] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I've never seen anyone rub a zyn into their gums like they were exfoliating their elbows, but I also agree with you.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I've also never seen a Zyn that sticks to your fingers like that, but I can definitely see people buying it.

[-] vodka@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Being from Scandinavia and having used snus (what zyn is) for over 20 years I can confidently say this:

It is not a zyn. Fuckers rubbing his gums not putting a zyn in under his lip.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago

Do people just carry loose cocaine in their pockets? Seems wasteful.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago

I assume it's in a baggie. But he's got enough money maybe he's just stuffing handfuls in his pockets every morning.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

I don't know why I didn't consider a snack-size Ziploc bag. That's so obvious!

Cocaine and cocaine accessories!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[-] f314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Oh man, I haven’t watched Heavy Metal in a hot minute!

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I think I saw that movie when I was like 12. Had no idea what they were doing.

[-] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago

You sir have made me chuckle.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

He's recycling his cocaine-infused ball sweat.

[-] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 days ago

More like what's this spilled powder in my pocket, perhaps a treat for me

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's our duty as renters and homeowners to teach our underage couches to tell a responsible adult when creepy men offer them drugs. We don't want a Gaetz copycat on the loose.

Oh, wait. Wrong weirdo.

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

He just loves powered sugar that much LMAO

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It'll rot his teeth!

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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