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[-] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

"MayoMust" possibly the worst name conceivable for a condiment ugghhh visible-disgust

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

that's already copyright of stensons

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

If they followed the naming convention dogmatically, we'd have

  • Mayochup
  • Mayoracha
  • A Nick Mullen bit
[-] Yukiko@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

Is it really asking too much for people to just...put whatever mix of condiments they want on their own sandwiches? Let's be real here, Heinz condiments are awful aside from their ketchup and none of them deserve to be on anything, especially their mayo and BBQ sauce.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Their vegan mayo is pretty good, in my opinion. That being said, once you learn how to make your own mayo it's game over for any industrial one.

[-] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Also when you mix them yourself you choose the ratio

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

How is this even interesting? Just get both and mix it at home. The kind of "innovations" that only capitalism can give us

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

geordi-no deus vult

geordi-yes mayo must

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Colombia has had mostaneza (mostaza + mayonesa) in supermarkets for, like, ever

American "innovation" is just cultural theft example #infinity

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

the name works so much better in Spanish too, American commercial English is an aural abomination

[-] Strayce 20 points 5 days ago

"Created"

Pretty sure the French were putting mustard in mayo at least a couple hundred years ago.

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

Yeah mustard, oil, and eggs have always been the main ingredients of mayonnaise, I don't get what that MayoMust is suppose to be. They just put more mustard than usual?

[-] Strayce 9 points 5 days ago

I did some brief research and apparently it's kind of a regional and/or brand thing; some do, some don't. The Heinz one does -- in my region, at least. Regardless, they're just taking two products they already make, mixing them together and calling it innovation.

[-] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

I don't know if its just an autism thing but I dont understand why people like condiments. For me all of them taste bad and then add a shitty texture to a meal that makes me want to eat it less

[-] MidnightPocket@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I agree - I hate the "slime" texture.

But definitely hit me with just oil/vinegar italian style or with a dry, grainy, spicy mustard.

Mayonnaise can go to hell.

[-] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

I am a big condiment enjoyer, the taste/textures don't bother me personally, but I do not understand these abominations

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

All condiments or just the anglo ones? Things like toum or soy sauce are also condiments.

[-] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Fair distinction, most Anglo ones, soy sause I am neutral to

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah the Anglo ones don't add as much imo and can make things weird

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

I think I get the texture thing, I prefer strong flavored condiments where I can taste it without having to add so much that it makes a wet mess. This half mayo bullshit is the worst of both worlds.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Sometimes a meal needs more fat or more acid, and condiments are a good way to do that.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

I don't know if its just an autism thing but I dont understand why people like condiments.

Maybe? Us neurospicy folks are not a monolith. We've got the autism hat trick in our house, and the three of us have condiment quirks as follows:

  1. Despises anything sweet unless it's accompanied by an intensely spicy component to balance it.
  2. Sweet only. Ketchup is the high bar for what counts as sweet (probably because of all the corn syrup).
  3. Ketchup. Full stop.
[-] Krem@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Are you a two-jar slave?

🎵 Sometimes, I feel, I spread my life too thin / feels like I'm always spreading mayocue and barbennaise 🎵

Try new barbmayocuennaise!

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[-] nandos_house_of_glues@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

your kids checking the fridge to see if you used separate jars of mustard and mayonnaise columbo

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[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Use mustard and mayo individually for sandwiches, so I’d probably by the mustayo (I refuse to call it there thing)

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

I wouldn't. I guarantee they aren't calling it "SaucySauce" because the name sounds cool—it's likely because one of the two components (probably the mayonnaise) doesn't meet the legal standard for being called mayonnaise.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Good catch, they always pull shit like this.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Mayot... nah, I ain't finishing that

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

hell yes, I was just about to link this somewhere in here

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Heinz' 57 flavors include such diverse entries as Norwegian, Finnish, Scandanavian, Swedish, and Danish! Flavors from around the world!

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Heinz wishes they could make Danish remoulade

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

idk but i keep finding it everywhere in rural 1993 Kentucky

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 4 days ago

...rural 1983 kentucky was all about ketchup on five-way...

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's a Danish condiment commonly used on open top sandwich (smørrebrød) to be eaten with either roast beef or Danish fish stuff (tons of fish dishes in Denmark). It's mayo + other spices commonly found in Danish households/supermarket put in a blender, e.g., onions, curry power, garlic, sugar, tumeric, mint, sour cream, and a hint of lemon squeeze, within reason. It is basically a funkier, zestier, mayo. The blended fresh stuff, especially mint and lemon saved the mayo to be somewhat edible. Bottled processed remoulade is as gross as it sounds.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago
[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

I'm ashamed to admit that I would buy this

[-] Hime@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Ikr!! I love mayo panting but I had this burger charger mayo the other day and I didn't rate it at all.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

If you love lmayo

[-] shath@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

the average jar of mayo sucks ass

make aioli like an adult

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago
[-] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

kewpie gets a pass it is delicious

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