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Martial law in South Korea that lasted like an hour because they actually voted it away.

A health insurance CEO was taken out by a Joker-like dude with enormous charisma that still hasn't been found by the police or FBI. Almost the entirety of the internet is happy the CEO is dead.

Assad actually went.

What the fuck is happening?!?

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[-] Feline@hexbear.net 78 points 5 days ago

and we're witnessing the 15th month of a genocide

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 79 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

desolate The genocide has been going on for over 70 years

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago
[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 54 points 5 days ago

The genocide has become background noise essentially doomjak

[-] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't say that, the events in Syria are tightly connected to Palestine and Israel.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago
[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wait a minute, trump-death-note didn't just break the Assad curse but actually outlasted him?

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

As much as I hate it, I'm pretty sure Trump is the main character trump-yassified

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 65 points 5 days ago

A health insurance CEO was taken out by a Joker-like dude with enormous charisma that still hasn't been found by the police or FBI. Almost the entirety of the internet is happy the CEO is dead.

This whole thing, is this what hearing about Robin hood felt like back in ye olde day?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

This is better cause this guy is real

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

or Ned Ludd

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 62 points 5 days ago

The timeline was being held down by Assad, when Assad abandons a timeline you know we're in some truly weird times

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago

What the fuck is happening?!?

Weeks where decades happen

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago

I'm ready for more decades then.

patrick-lenin

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Decades make weak men

Weak men make weeks

Weeks make dick heads

Dick heads make decades

Idk if this bit works

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Week men vs decamen

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 53 points 5 days ago

How am I supposed to know who must go now? This is fucking bullshit.

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 51 points 5 days ago

"nothing ever happens" gang in crisis mode.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

There's a whole lot not happening with that health insurance CEO now, 'cause he's dead.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 50 points 5 days ago

A family of raccoons burrowed into the lathe-room

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago
[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago
[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Your cousins wouldn't have the surname 'Nook', would they

[-] Jew@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

The racoons have evolved beyond the repellent frequencies. They are unstoppable now comrade-raccoon

[-] valium_aggelein@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

I watched Pom Poko this weekend and I’m now convinced raccoons are necessary for revolution

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago

Martial law in South Korea that lasted like an hour because they actuality voted it away

This is endlessly funny to me. You can just say no to the attempted armed takeover of the state

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Hobbes in shambles

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 43 points 5 days ago

tbf south korea tried to impeach the president but it somehow failed so still Nothing Ever Happens in occupied korea

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

I think they’re going to try again? Even if they imprison him, he’s like the eighth South Korean president to end up in prison. It’s almost guaranteed that you’re going to jail if you become president of Occupied Korea.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago

Fukuyama seething rn

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

and on top of all that brad said he would take me to prom! im gonna be the most popular girl at school!!!

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

Isn't like Pluto in retrograde or some shit?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago

Yeah thats gotta be it

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

This is why pluto was demoted

[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

We're cursed to live in interesting times...

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

I knew I shouldn't have stolen that gold mirror from that old woman who lived in the woods

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Shit’s getting real because even though trump and biden are the same domestically, they have different approaches to imperialism (Biden: attack everyone everywhere; Trump: focus on China), so different countries and organizations around the world are scrambling to get into better positions before trump takes power.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago
[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

I also got a cold thanks for asking.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

The dialectic is ever in motion.

[-] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

I need some antacid tablets stat

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Everyday ends with a TUMS FESTIVAL

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago

Decades in weeks my friend

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

back-to-me Weeks where years happen, comrade

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

~~Nothing happens bros in shambles~~

I’m a constant sufferer of hexbear hive mind

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

seemingly random things happening is a thing before each major war.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

I started playing Dark Souls,

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Tonga prime minister resigned today.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Assad went? What? He's gone??? I thought they held out? What the fuck

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

newp, they were reporting he fled once Homs was taken and Damascus was next

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