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Pyramid Uncovered in Mexico to be Reburied Due to Lack of Funds (news.artnet.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com to c/nottheonion@civilloquy.com

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[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We just gonna ignore that its twice as tall as the Great Pyramid? This is one of the greatest discoveries in history, let's fucking bury it.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Damn she cut the funding by 45% and then told Canada they are jealous of Mexican culture? Do you care about culture Claudia? Why is everyone in this hemisphere so jacked to the right. What's the point of this if we dont learn all we can about ourselves?

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Why is everyone in this hemisphere so jacked to the right.

Because these kinds of people are the ones that seek/crave power. I know I can't be arsed.