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[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 66 points 3 days ago

it seems the answer to the age old question "Where have all the good men gone?" has arrived. The answer is "Federal prison"

[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

That's not true, some of them are in state prisons

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I mean if you think about it

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

:sanji-pain: "How do you propose we're gonna get Luigi out of prison?"
you-want-my-treasure "I'm gonna do an I Need A Hero"
sanji-pain "Of course! An I Need A Hero! That just might work"

BA bababa BA bababa BA bububu Ba bububu vocals

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago

What a nice young man. Why should we ruin his future over one small infraction?

[-] BigLenin@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago

He's just like me! I often get stoned and eat my roommate food, but then I feel guilty and go buy them more the next morning.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

So what you’re saying is, you’re gonna off a CEO?

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

This just proves he has a kind, if confused, soul.

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

He probably just fell into right wing ragebait trap at some point and probably didn't understand what he was angry at. I was in a similar position like 6 years ago.

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Government: "The second amendement is to protect the populace against tyrants"

Luigi: OK

Society: yaaaay

Government: no wait that is illegal

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

No one is immune from The Algorithm. He was corralled into the same Rogan/Musk sphere of influence that has now become the default ideology of so many young men. The fact that someone from such a privileged background could properly identify a deserving target for his anger speaks to his character.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago
[-] OnlineBrainworms@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Where the hell did he even get that? I don't think that brand is easy to find in Hawaii.

[-] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago
[-] OnlineBrainworms@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Another rich kid tech bro gym bro colonizer in hawaii. So cool. So original.

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