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"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House
(www.betootaadvocate.com)
"Everyone gets a medal in this generation" says man from generation who insisted on the practice because their own egos couldn't handle the notion that their kids weren't perfect at everything, even though the kids themselves were just fine not being rewarded for failure.
if they were white…
And a pension.
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