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Zigzag?? Bitch you mean crinkle cut?!?!

Posting such a controversial question and putting in onion rings on this list is bordering on rage bait

Edit: I can't type

One is not like the others.

Whatever anyone’s opinion on this, ONION RINGS DO NOT BELONG HERE, they are NOT POTATOS

Zigzag

Uh, it's crinkle cut and someone will die on my hill.

... are the wedges the only non fried food in this picture?

How about boiling them tatoes?

Or simply pan fry them with some butter?

Anyways; 1. Wedges, 2. Waffles, 3. Shoestring with surprise sweet potatoes > The rest.

This

With Belgian mayonaise!

And I'm Dutch so I'm not even biased.

5, [tied: 1, 2, 3, 4, 7], 6, 8

Sweet potato fries are fucking amazing when they're done right. Usually they're overly mushy which I think is why they get so much hate, but they're top tier when the cook knows what they're doing.

3. Tater tot: A good tater tot is like butter. Pure salt and crunch then melt in your mouth deliciousness.

4. Onion Rings: Good onion rings is technically better than tater tots, but the spectrum of bad to good onion rings is very wide.

5. Curly Fries: Curly Fries are hard to fuck up. I don't even think I've had a variation of curly fries. They're all the same to me, but they're so good.

6. Wedges: Wedges have a smaller spectrum than onion rings, but the ceiling is lower and they're hard to rank better than the ones ahead of them.

7. Shoestring: McDonalds

8. ZigZag: These can range from heavenly to straight fucking trash. Unfortunately they're too easy to turn into straight fucking trash. By that I mean you have to put more work into them to make them good as opposed to just salt and oven/fried. Might as well just try to fry some snow at that point.

9. Sweet Potato: I've had good sweet potato fries but I rarely get good sweet potato fries.

10. Waffle: I don't get these. They're ass. The only place that makes them kinda tolerable is Chik-Fila, but even then they're still ass to me. Can't even make them good at home without drowning them in salt and ketchup. I can slice up a potato and chuck them in the oven and get better results most of the time.

Edit for formatting. Apparently piefed, doesn't honor your numbering and turns it into 1, 2, 3, etc even if you go 8, 12, 3.

Okay, two of them aren’t even the same vegetable.

2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5.

Onion rings are either at the top or bottom of the list depending on the batch.

They're all tied for number 1, except sweet potato, which skips all the empty spots below and goes straight to number 8. Sweet potato fries suck.

No. I refuse to rank my children as well.

1. Cheese curds

• 3 (tots)
• 2 (curly)
• 6 (~~zigzag~~ crinkle cut)
• 4 (waffle)
• 7 (~~wedges~~ Jo-Jo’s)
• 5 (sweet potato)
• 8 (onion rings) - tied with sweet potatoes; they’re both lost and in the wrong part of town
• 1 (shoestring) - potato chip sticks with more steps

Missing: coniques.

My only strong opinion on the whole chart is that crinkle cut fries are the worst thing shown and thus take last place no matter what

Doesn't matter which, if its done incorrectly its complete garbage.

Done right, each one, extremely delicious... except maybe sweet potato

Where the hell are the Cajun fries?

8, 5, 4, 2, 1, 7, 3, 6

Adding Cajun seasoning to 4, 2, 1, or 7 would raise it above the other 3 and make me unsure about whether to raise it above 5.

1. Everything else on the list
2. Onion rings

What can I say, I love tubers

5, 1, 8, 7, 3, 6, 2, 4

Sweet spud ftw!

Eh I'm English, all beige food is top tier!

-Curly

-Onion Ring (isn't really tater but I love them)

-Waffle

-Shoestring

-Sweet potato

-Zigzag (crinkle cut)

-Wedges

-Tots

Honestly though if im only stuck with the last three I won't even eat them-

Chip shop chips > roast potato > steak fries > everything on this list

I think onion rings and tots need to be removed from the list as neither are potato based. Substitute latkes and hash browns in their places.

Jack in the Box curlies from 20 years ago before they switched to a different frying oil. I was just arriving in the states and that stuff was the best ever.

Yes. To all of them.