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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

I'm not crying you're crying.....

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Protect trans kids <3

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gay: girl gets a girlfriend

Fake: anon's stark jawline and heavy musculature (as depicted in pic below) not mentioned

[–] lessthanluigi 27 points 1 day ago

HOLY SHIT!!! THE LEGENDARY GIGASTACY PIC!!!!!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] felbane@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

I was going to say "fake: the bullies' confidence; gay: lil sis has a girlfriend" but I like yours better

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah yes, a fellow femtanyl enjoyer I see

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~fake and gay~~ hopefully true and trans (and based af)

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, Femtanyl is zoomer shit? I think they're great though

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

I'd never heard of femtanyl til now and I am about to make it everyone's problem

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hyperpop in general is so fucking peak. I'm cis, couldn't love it more. Might be an ADHD thing tbh lol

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The only hyperpop act I'm aware of is 100 gecs, I love them and I was introduced to them by my trans cousin lol

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I've heard of them. I asked for recommendations for trans artists on Bluesky after I realized that I only had 2 on my playlist. Main trans artists I listen to are Ayesha Erotica (don't think she's hyperpop), Femtanyl, and underscores (idrk if they're hyperpop). There's some people that might be, but I don't wanna get slaughtered lol. Anyways, hyperpop is good.

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Just listened to that first artist. Sounds cool, I'll listen to more of her stuff. I'd really recommend Frost Children and food house, both hyperpop bands, and shteppi, who is kinda more pop generally

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 17 hours ago

She's very... interesting. Mostly just horny stuff. And she may have done some racism about a decade ago. She apologized, it was a little complicated, so look that up, see if you're comfortable with any of that.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you're specifically interested in trans topics "dumbest girl in the world" is about one of the members feelings of awkwardness after transitioning

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 20 hours ago

Okay, I'll add some stuff of theirs to my 5700 song playlist real quick. Thanks!

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

i really like left at london

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I was going to suggest that before i saw your comment :3 now i got to think of something else

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well that's at least two things we have in common, ADHD and thinking that we're cis!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm... pretty certain. I'm not an egg, I pinky promise lol

[–] knightly@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Valid. We need cis folks like you to make sure there's a wide enough market for the brainblasting music we prefer =3

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

If your memes don't stop being so relatable, you're going to have fewer cis allies.
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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I'm adhd and trans so idk why I like it but I like it

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm crying right now. I want to help someone like that one day. I want things to be easier for the people who come after me

[–] knightly@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Mood. I'm doing my best to be the visible enby I never got to see when I was small.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Awwwwww, that's so sweet. :3

[–] TRAHR@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

I guess. I'm going to pretend that it's real.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Damn, that’s a good friend. Very cute!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Nothing more gay than sister/sister stuff.

Which has to be fake right?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

But they were back in home town only for couple of days?