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[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago

(you wouldn't understand)

[–] Provinto@lemmy.ml 14 points 17 hours ago

"(a real one)" does so much in this

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 11 points 19 hours ago

I have it under good authority that this is incredibly dangerous because girls have cooties.

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago

he's just like them

[–] Pratai@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

This totally happened in real life guys!

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She goes to another school. You don't know her.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

She lives in Canada, I met her over summer break

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 4 points 14 hours ago

Had a friend in highschool who did this. Kept up the act the entire time until he graduated. I was two years behind and didn't see him again.

Well, almost 7 years later I'm on hard times and delivering pizza just for some income and, low-n-behold, I see him is name on a delivery. So, I request that I be the one to bring it.

Show up and this chick answers the door. I tell her I'm dude's old friend from HS, so she goes and gets him. We catch up and I make a joke that he finally got a real GF and doesn't need the story about his GF in Canada.

She was the gf from Canada.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Tell me you're 14 years old without telling me you're 14 years old

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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 8 points 22 hours ago

Well, it's true, I don't understand what the fuck I just read.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 112 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 22 hours ago

My name is Nicole, but you can call me the fediverse @everyone

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yo just got pinged. What dis about

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

yeah I'm here too from the ping, is there like birthday cake or something?

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

The cake is a lie.

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[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@everyone Please take me of this mailing list.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago

PLEASE STOP USING REPLY ALL

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 23 hours ago

Who gave you the permissions to use @everyone ?

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy

imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on the entire fediverse

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, it just tags everyone on all social media.

Random WeChat user: "wtf is a lemmy?

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

and everyone off of social media it just sends some guy to everybody's house

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

This is basically wuphf from the office!

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago

And it propagates to mastodon. And the rest of the fediverse

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

You pinged me, what's up?

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[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

you'll most likely get aired

Huh?

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

(you wouldn't understand)

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

I’m guessing similar to “ghosted”, like a phone call where all you get is dead air.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

You will be aired on the news for not understanding.

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[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 107 points 1 day ago (5 children)

They're seeing a girl? I don't understand.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

You wouldn't.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago

I think just meeting? Why don’t they meet on discord? This is all very confusing

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[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

someone PLEASE put this into written word that I can copy and paste

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 106 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Here you go, friend:

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

[–] TomSelleck@tucson.social 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A new copy pasta has dropped.

[–] AngryPancake@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pretty old and now I feel old :'(

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It can't be that old, I mean Discord is that brand new thing, right? Couple of years old at most?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Logo used since 2021

Okay good, I don't have to come to terms with my mortality today

Initial release May 13, 2015; 10 years ago

😦

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[–] freshcow@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

The @everyone at the end got me

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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