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[–] florge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now she is in intensive care in the same hospital where doctors declared her death.

Doesn't sound reassuring.

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Imagine if she gets declared dead in the same hospital twice

[–] Iballl@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"I'm not dead!"
"I'm sure she will be soon, she's very ill."

I'm guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I'd prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin...

Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?

[–] xTechDeath@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I’m just going to get a tv installed in mine

[–] JackOfAllTraits@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, my deepest fear...

[–] Elrundir@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is exactly why I want to be cremated.

[–] KilgoreTrout@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

It would be even stranger if she was found breathing in a coffin at someone else’s funeral.