Banning fredposting is fine, but if they ban velmaposting I am gonna riot.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Jinkies!
Who among us doesn't like traps? Nets attached to trees, the good old bear trap, boxes with treats, automated turrets placed around the ol' killbox, explosives rigged to tripwires and doorframes, the classic Punji Pit! All great things.
Freds a good man, with a healthy hobby.
> I sure do love traps. Learning about them, their uses, history, etc. And I would like to talk with others like me and learn more.
> I will go to reddit.com where you can talk about so many hobbies!
> w w w dot r e d d i t dot c o m slash r slash t r a p s 
> Its 18+? Ah, traps can be dangerous if you dont know what you are doing its good to keep ki-
> 
The note is please do more of it
Like zoinks y'all
Never stop fredposting


Nevermind, I'm anti-fredposting now

There's nothing wrong with shaggypo
I came here to daphnepost and not much else
Once I scare away these meddling kids this baseball park is mine to do as I please