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i was walking to work and felt something in my sweatshirt pocket so I reached into the pocket and it was a clove of garlic

this is the most italian thing that has ever happened to me

anti-italian-action

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope you didn't let a good clove of garlic go to waste because if you did...anti-italian-discrimination

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

When did we get a Silvio emoji? This is anti-italian-discrimination

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Tell me you munched on it throughout your shift

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vampires hate him!

Try this one weird trick!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OP is one of the long lost Belmonts.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] worker_bear@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

When I was little I was scared of vampires and had garlic next to my bed.

I completely lost this memory until now, this post unlocked it.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I kinda vibe with this as a gardener and collected of random shit outside. Pulled all sorts of seeds and shit out of my pockets.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

My jacket, it a smell like cousin Giuseppe. Madon!

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I know someone who once accidentally put a quarter ounce of weed through the wash which sucked lmao

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I like finding stuff in the pockets of my cold weather coats. Stuff like receipts from February and other random things.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

So I put a clove of garlic in my front pocket, which was the style at the time

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

holy shit Poe Ratcho posts on hexbear