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[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 42 points 1 year ago

Except for the part in prophecy where Jesus is specifically described as being unattractive lol

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/ISA+53.html#:~:text=He%20had%20no%20beauty%20or,that%20we%20should%20desire%20him.&text=He%20was%20despised%20and%20rejected,and%20we%20esteemed%20him%20not.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Hair was also curlier, like lamb's wool.

He could probably have had some decent dreads.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Given his association with the wild preacher, John the Baptist, he very well might have

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I thought those passages meant he had back hair you could get lost in for days but I'm no religious scholar

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Now that ties on with the absence of bueaty!

[-] Matthew@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

Maybe that's why Jews don't believe him to be the messiah — he was too damn hot.

[-] neptune@dmv.social 7 points 1 year ago

I don't see any reason to take the term "beauty" here in a modern sense. If that is the game we are playing here.

[-] ours@lemmy.film 1 points 1 year ago

Flashback to that mustachioed Persian princess "beauty".

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I dunno man, that complexion still seems a little too light.

[-] neptune@dmv.social 52 points 1 year ago

Adjust your screen contrast until Jesus appears properly.

[-] Doug@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm not the only one old enough to be thinking of a Smurf yelling at me to adjust my TV

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly before my time, but that was an epic episode. And I remember adjusting color sets…

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nah dude I'm not fucking with my screen settings just cause y'all keep picking weird Jesuses

[-] bestnerd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The dog tags of his fallen enemies as armor is how what Jesus did as well

[-] Sunforged@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Metal as fuck, making his papa proud with that old testament vibe.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Still too woke. He was a Jedi and they were all about the … ah who am i kiding…

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Authentically stepping out of a space vehicle as wel 😹

[-] NotSkynet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

What jesus actually looks like:

🪦

[-] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

All I’m saying is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is someone for everyone. Somebody thought that Jesus was one super hot hunk of man meatus.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You made Jesus.....not white? BURN THE HERETIC!!!

[-] InternetGasHuffer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Those are the same person.

[-] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

What show is bottom image from?

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