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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

Well, we can't anymore. He's um. Unavailable.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Stns fllen ngel

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I believe in Stan and I believe in Ollie too!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  • Elohim, I prayed but you still ain't answering.

  • I said "amen" at the end and everything, but now I'm burning.

  • I asked you twice to let me out and I'm sure you heard 'em.

  • There probably is a "mysterious ways" thing going on or somethin'.

  • Sometimes I speak without contrition when I supplicate.

  • But anyways, fuck it, what's up up there, man, how's your begotten?

  • Lucifer's plotting too, he's about to send an Antichrist.

  • When she's a ruler, guess what we're gonna call her? We're gonna call her "Beast".

  • I heard about your Son too, I'm sorry.

  • Satan crucified me yesterday for fucking Lilith behind his back.

  • I know you probably hear this every day but I need a favor.

  • It really really sucks down here and I need a savior.

  • I sneaked a Bible and put the pages all over my room, man.

  • I like that shit you did to Job too, that shit was phat.

  • Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back.

  • Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan.

  • This is Stan.

  • Skin's red hot I'm wonderin' why.

  • I got out of heaven at all.

  • The lake of fire melts my eyeballs.

  • And I can't see at all.

  • And even if I could it'd all be red.

  • Put your pitchfork up my ass.

  • It reminds me that OH GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Accepting Satan into your heart means rejecting theism on principle and instead believing in rationality, humanism, free thought, and the rejection of destructive social norms.

Satan is the spirit of innovation, of compassion for your fellow human that doesn't come at the expense of yourself (excepting awful people that don't deserve it) and rational inquiry.

Also fully compatible with the use of hard drugs and hedonistic sex which is cool.

Fucked if know who that Stan guy is tho.