If my cat knew tigers existed she would probably worship them.
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Yuzu Kato - Borrowing From The Tiger's Majesty (2022):

My cat would want tigers to worship her
Is this one of those praying mantises I've only ever heard about? 
For the inevitable emojification:

Say your prayers little feller because you're about to get smooched
He prayed for a big wheel to run around in and it's about to be answered.
A good YouTube thumbnail is a rare, but beautiful thing
That's a photo of a rodent grooming its face, taken with a fast shutter speed.
Something like this
I thought this site had rules for opsec? I'm being doxed.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
@EstraDoll@hexbear.net we need a rodent expert to answer this
I'm pretty sure @Biggs@hexbear.net or whoever was impersonating my hamster on this website was Muslim so I'm gonna say that rodents can in fact be religious
religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature.
WHO’S FUCKING OPPRESSING HIM?…..I JUST WANT TO “TALK!” 
ReligionForBreakfast my beloved, this is genuinely a great video recommend it!
Well are they?
I included a link to the video.
Nah.
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: