this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago
[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

I guess we've found the person with the Mitch McConnell kink.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because they're a sexy beast!

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mogged by a tortoise, again.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

In awe of that jawline!

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago
[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish I saw this sign before I fucked a tortoise and it burnt my penis. :(

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Happens to us all bro. Live and learn.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Calico cut? Fuck yeah! I gave.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for posting, I have a question......hello?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for commenting, I have an answer......hi

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Thanks for answering! I have a declarative statement...... Howdy!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

But is it single? And in my area?? HELLO???

[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The problem with hot tortoises is that you may hurt your back.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

It's they! They are too heavy and will hurt your back.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Why explain? Its clearly described right there on the sign..

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago