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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Let me introduce you to the greatest love story of all time:



At least there's hope for a white shirt once you get where you can really clean it. A solid light color is doomed. (You'll probably never get it all out of a striped or dark shirt either but the demarcation line will be somewhat camouflaged.)
Remember to start with cold-water washes and repeat them without drying until you've tried all the different surfactants. Heat will only set the stain in harder.
It’s always the freshly worn shirt too, like you just put in on right before eating.
Mustard.
It doesn't mater what, when, where, how or why im eating it. It will always end up on my shirt. Triple chances if its a white shirt.
I’m at the point in my life where I throw on a black t shirt if I’m sitting down to eat something saucy at home.