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Yes, its longer than the opening (because the post was not in line with the opening and I didn't want it to swing through the other way), yes, the post is not level, yes, I should probably not have used an existing fence post, no, I will not be fixing it. But look at the fit on the diagonal. MINT

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 days ago

BACK IN MY DAY WHEN WE WANTED KIDS TO STAY OUT OF THE SIDE YARD, WE USED OUR BELTS

Belt sanders to smooth out some of the rough surfaces. sORRY MY CAPS BUTTON IS ACTING UP. Anyway, kids will be kids, so smooth surfaces are an important part of minimizing the risk of splinters.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Do your kids not understand how to work a latch and gate? Are your kids canines?

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The latch is too high for them to reach. Bonus points for the dog no longer making mudholes there.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Hey! Whoa! C'mon now! Don't call his kids dogs!

.......maybe his kids are just really really stupid!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Hey I take offense to that!

I mean, BARK BARK WOOF

It uses a mandatory age verification system just like the internet.

[–] humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pocket screws are not dull

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

What about.....POCKET SAND!!!!

Sha-sh-sh-shawww!!!!

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nice heavy hardware! I‘d be tempted to add a wire, with a turnbuckle, going diagonally the other way. No matter how solid my gates start out, they always seen to eventually need some additional support against sagging.

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm partial to adjusting gates like that myself but I wanted to try just doing a really tight fit with wood. I may go back and add something later. Why do it right the first time when you can do it twice later?

[–] Masamune@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

Why do it right the first time when you can do it twice later?

Ah yes, the tried and true "measure once and cut twice" approach.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

What a nice shiny gate you made, sparking even more the curiosity of your kids. That gate will be open in no time.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I mean, I would head straight for that gate. What’s back here?? 😄

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Surely a quest item

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A lawn mower, some of my soros bricks, the bins, and the glass from our old shower door.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Gold! This is it boys - we're gonna be rich!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Yard goblins.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your diagonal is correct. I can't even count the times I've seen a diagonal the wrong way round. (Upperleft to lower right). It's remarkable if you pay attention. And than they wonder why their door starts hanging after a few weeks.

Yeah, wood doesn't really work in in tension I never got why people do it the other way. It works for cables when you want to pull it back the other way but not woth nails or screws that pull out.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Let me be your new back seat critic... Nice diagonal, it does nothing. To function it would want to be attached rigidly to the other parts but instead its attached to the vertical slats that it's supposed to hold.

But then you added the spring wheel the size of 3" pea gravel. Might as well just screw a 2x4 piece that just drags over the grass.

Finally, hopefully you don't paint it. We all love that 2 year door and fence lifespan. And the following 5 years of slow rot.

LOL looking good man. I should take that on. My side door is practically put together by structural spiderwebs and slime mold.

[–] YeahToast@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't quite understand if you're attempting to be humorous or not. However, I disagree and most definitely think the diagonal does help the structural integrity so the far top angle doesn't open up.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Well there is one screw from the diagonal to the top. Maybe There's a hidden screw between the diagonal to the bottom piece. Then I would agree.