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[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There is occasionally a plan put forward to flood the inland, much of which is near sea level. You would just need to pump seawater a few km from the Gulf of St Vincent into the low lying and largely useless land north of Port Augusta.

The evaporation of the inland water would increase the rainfall on the eastern seaboard.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

iirc the idea is to build a cannal but no cannal ever built could ever replace the water fast enough or provide the circulation neccesary to stop the whole thing ending up as another dead sea.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It would become the most deadly ocean in the world ... with deadly spiders, snakes that learn to swim and kangaroos learning to wade in the shallows

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Drop bears would evolve into Float bears!

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that the …loving term for those big spiders? Huntsmans iirc?

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that's the term for a specific breed of carnivorous koalas that drops on their victim from trees.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gotta put on your protective gear

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then we were doomed before they even started to move the Mediterranean

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dolphins won’t let Roos in on there territory, unless they give good handies maybe.

[–] TheMadCodger@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

They already have venomous sea snakes because of course they do!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It fits pretty well in the continental United States, too!

[–] callyral@pawb.social 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I didn't realize Brazil would also fit it, wow. I thought I'd have to rotate it

Map showing Brazil containing the Mediterranean, with lots of space left over in the south. Brazil is mildly distorted to account for the curvature of the Earth

Source: thetruesize.com

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s because of the damned Mercadian map projection, it makes Europe seem much larger than it is.

Fun? fact: Africa is A LOT bigger than you think.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yea. But iirc their coastline is smaller than Norway's

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

Every country has their own favorite coastline statistic.

Denmark has the largest coastline to area ratio with 172 m of coast per km^2

Unofficially there are probably even smaller island nations with higher ratios though.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

One way to get more Blue states?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I should buy a boat. 🐱 📰

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 days ago
[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] PDFuego@aussie.zone 38 points 2 days ago

Australia used to have an inland sea existing 120 to 90 million years ago called the Eromanga Sea

*looks up Eromanga*

Oh no

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It kinda makes sense though, there really is a below-sea-level spot:

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aww it looks like a seahorse

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

All i see is a funky pinguin

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Isn't that just Lake Eyre? Rain does that every so often just for the lols.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 2 days ago

It would drown five people of European descent, but also make about 80 languages extinct.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I saw a video a decade ago where they had low quality facts like “Did you know that if you dropped Australia on the state of Utah, at least five people would die?” I desperately wanted to show it to someone the other day because it was so relevant to our discussion, but I simply could not find it. Internet searches are worthless now. I’m sure this joke has been made 100 times in slightly different way, but I couldn’t find anything even close after 30 minutes of searching.

It never even occurred to me that I would need to save videos I didn’t want lost to time.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Internet searches are worthless now.

Ikr, my skill level keeps on increasing but it's not getting me anywhere anymore :(.

I was on tumblr so much when I was growing up and it's so hard to find old references now. My skill level hasn't increased by much, I just wanted the internet to be the playground it once was.

I wish I had a twin sister who would know my references effortlessly.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they do this it will just spawn new poisonous animals and insects to kill us off.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Best case: drop bear population declines.

Worst case: drop bears become amphibians.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately most of that area is desert. Drop bear populations would remain largely unaffected. Kangaroos with long flippers might be a possibility.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not sure what's worse, unlike land animals they wouldn't be stuck there either. Yikes

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Best case: phenomenal fishing

Worst case: taipans breed with cane toads as a punishment for mankind's hubris

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

In the worst case where do kangaroos come in?

Of course! It was ours until Trump kidnapped it and put it in Europe to strengthen his claim on Greenland. Don't try to make sense of it.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 2 days ago

This is my favorite grand theft auto worldmap from the entire series

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 2 days ago

This made me curious how big the sea is. 3.75 million cubic kilometers. Goddamn. Even if australia had a completely flat landscape, the amount of time it would take to excavate that large of an area is mind boggling.

[–] hitstun@feddit.online 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Source is Tumblr.
(I want to share this and I always cite my sources.)

[–] teft@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

Is this Nova Australis archipelago coral or volcanic?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

But think of the real estate boom!/s

[–] Erusset@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

But think of the views!