this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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How could they do this doggirl-tears


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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They fucking killed him...

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shot Through the Heart by John Bean Jovi


[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it might be time to introduce cyborg bean, or time traveler beanis, warping beantime

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Girls with a timemachine: i would go back and arm john brown with ar15s
Kuroxppi with time machine: i have come to save you, my precious beanis


[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Wow, looks like doggirl-happy

[–] mrosswind@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bug goes in, bug comes out, you can’t explain that.

[–] GoodBleanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Never a miscommunication

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Look i don't blame the frog


[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

R.I.B.

poor lil feller didn't stand a chance.