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[–] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

And Reddit looks a lot like all those dialup BBS s that we used to have back in the 80s or 90s, can't remember. Before the web. Someone would post an article or maybe a picture, others would comment on it. It's all the same shit, same basic format, even here. Only the quality of people is different.

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

How do they manage to always find the creepiest photos of Zuckerberg? The skin around his eyes is light green lol

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“So like Chris [Cox, Meta’s chief product officer] and I have been talking about, ‘all right, well, can we build 50 new apps? Like, yeah, probably,” Zuckerberg is quoted to have said in the article. “But we probably should start by doing a few before we just, like, ramp up trying to do 50 all at once.”

Motherfucker intends to flood the app market with slop-at-scale. The fuck kinda 50 apps would you even come up with?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. App that shows you AI slop that looks like reddit
  2. App that shows you AI slop that looks like amazon
  3. App that shows you AI slop that looks like google
  4. App that shows you AI slop that looks like twitter
  5. App that shows you AI slop that looks like yahoo ....
[–] scytale@piefed.zip 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dude lucked out on a friendster lookalike and has never come up with a successful original idea since. Also, is he putting on a fake tan in that tumbnail?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 22 hours ago

Sucking up to Trump?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would bet money on the fake tan

[–] magnue@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe he's laid off the suncream since the last time the papparazi got him:

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus... more like sun scream, amirite?

[–] magnue@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

thicc (derogatory)

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

Stop shooting with a camera

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 92 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Their VR Chat clone didn't quite pan out. Their Twitter clone didn't quite pan out. Onto the Reddit clone.

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, unless they build it into instagram like they did with their snapchat and tiktok clones, I don’t think it stands a chance. Their twitter clone is doing pretty well though I think

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

One thing I don't understand is why they just didn't buy vrchat or one of the others that are even better. Like spatial or viverse.

Would have been a lot simpler and effective than throwing billion after billion at it.

I mean Microsoft did buy altspacevr and completely screwed it up when they made 'mesh' but Microsoft screws everything up, that's just what they do. It would have been easy to do better than that.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Technically it was a mastodon clone

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i'm curious: what makes it a mastodon clone over a twitter clone?

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They could federate with servers if only they had servers that wanted to federate with them.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Threads' plan is to implement the ActivityPub protocol, the one the fediverse is based on.

In theory threads could then be federated with other ActivityPub servers (Mastodon and Lemmy for example).

In practice, many instance admins saw it as meta's way to invade that space with their own proprietary bullshit on top of it so they can progressively take control of it. So many decided to block threads as soon as it would be able to federate with their instance.

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Of course the community blocked it. They didn't even try to disguise their EEE attempt (Embrace, Extend, Extinguish). Duh.

And this isn't the first time. Back in the day Facebook messenger was actually fully XMPP federation compatible! But they pulled the plug on that.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

yup! there was a huge effort over at https://fedipact.online/ with close to like 1000 signatures

[–] itsapollo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sure. They targeted Fediverse apps like Mastodon and Bluesky.

[–] AlJones@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mark Zuckerberg is one of the worst humans alive. Right below Trump, Netanyahu, and Elon. They all gotta go.

[–] Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Great list! I'd add Bezos as well for my top 5.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Don't forget the Ellisons.

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we make it a top 10? I propose Martin Shkrelly, Sam Altman and Peter Thiel for 6,7 and 8th spots

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget Mark Andreesen, Vance, and every single successor to the Presidency under Trump.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

Jensen Huang is in the top 5 as well.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

Did Putin die? Otherwise it's difficult to understand why he's not in that list.

[–] Casterial@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Has meta ever invented anything? I always thought it was ironic he called out apple for iPhone and then doing nothing, but all they've successfully created was Facebook, they bought everything else and illegally sold our data to get rich

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

lol only 20 years too late.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

Let them fight. It’ll be entertaining. If we’re incredibly lucky (we won’t be incredibly lucky) they’ll find a way to bankrupt each other.

[–] KingKong33@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 day ago

Fuckerberg is just an unoriginal, soulless husk, ain't he?

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago

...and communities you care about

from meta? not a snowball's chance in zuckerberg hell.

"Perhaps to spice things up a bit, this time around, Meta is also including a dedicated AI assistant in the app."

Yo dawg! I love a little spice on my reddit clone jus like I like a little shimma shimma shine on my fake vomit.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Lemme guess, there won't be any "sort by" and instead the AI will give us post that the clank think we want?

[–] Darthcapi@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Zuck is taking tanning tips from trump. In no time his eyes will look like bleached assholes too