When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2026
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I like lemons, I could fix her, or she could fix me, idk … lemons!
Its true if she castrates you will be 'fixed'
She can’t castrate what isn’t castratable!
She can kick you in the coochie to check I guess.
Look I already said I could fix her, you don’t have to sell it
Sounds like the ex is sour about it
I wouldn't've been able to be on that jury. No way i'd be able to take it seriously.

McKay would have deserved it.