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[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

In this economy‽

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I like lemons, I could fix her, or she could fix me, idk … lemons!

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its true if she castrates you will be 'fixed'

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She can’t castrate what isn’t castratable!

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She can kick you in the coochie to check I guess.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

Look I already said I could fix her, you don’t have to sell it

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sounds like the ex is sour about it

[–] teft@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

I wouldn't've been able to be on that jury. No way i'd be able to take it seriously.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

McKay would have deserved it.